I HATE /DISLIKE….
1. DUMMIES
1. DUMMIES
2. POKER FACE; PLEASE DON’T TRY AND BLUFF ME INTO DATING/LIKING/SCREWING YOU. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY BACKFIRES WITH ME EVERY TIME.
3. MACHO MEN WHO PRETEND TO HAVE NO EMOTION
4. MACHO MEN THAT DON’T WANT ME TO HAVE ANY EMOTION
5. WHITE LIARS, LITTLE LIES TURN INTO BIG ONES EVERYTIME
6. INCONSIDERATE PRICKS THAT DO NOT HONOR MY FEELINGS
7. DREAM SALESMEN; JUST BE REAL, DON’T SAY YOU WILL WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU WONT
8. STUNTTERS; TRYING TO PORTRAY OR A BE A PERSON THAT YOU SO ARE NOT
9. MEANIES! DO NOT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
10. ROAD HOGS; WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO?
11. GUYS THAT HAVE DEEP FEELINGS FOR YOU BUT DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THEY DO.
12. WANNA BE PLAYERS; THIS IS SO ‘90’S AND IM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR “OTHER WOMAN”
13. CHILLERS; WE WILL NOT JUST BE HANGING OUT AT MY/YOUR HOUSE… YOU WILL TAKE ME OUT ON A REAL DATE!!
14. NYMPHS; I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MAY WANT TO JUMP MY BONES, BUT ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY, NOR ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERYDAY! GET A LIFE!
15. SPANDEX GUYS; ITS NOT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO CLING TO ME 24/7, PLEASE GO AWAY AND FIND YOUR FRIENDS
16. MALL COPS; INSECURE MEN, IM AT HOME ALL DAY EVERYDAY, IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU AT THE GAS STATION, MY MOTHERS HOUSE NOR IN THE CLOSET… CHILL OUT OFFICER!
17. DOMESTIC HATERS; DON’T GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE I BOUGHT MYSELF SOMETHING SHINY AND NEW… YOU SHOULD WANT ME TO HAVE NICE THINGS YOU WACKO!
18. HABITUAL BREAKER-UPPERS; MUST EVERY ISSUE, BIG OR SMALL MEAN DOOMSDAY!?
19. DRAMA KINGS; FULL HOUSE SYNDROME. GO AHEAD, GO STOMPING AND CRYING UP THE STAIRS, I WILL CHASE AND COUNSEL AS SOON AS THE VIOLINS START PLAYING…NOT!
20. SHOPPERS; DON’T HOLD ON TO ME SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT YOU MAY NOT FIND ANYTHING BETTER YET ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING!
21. DUCK DUCK GOOSE; …. IM NOT GOING TO CHASE YOU, SO DON’T ASK
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