Monday, March 9, 2009

Mikie Told Me To Reverse It!!!

Today's advice from mikethemasterdater.com is to make a new list... must like the previous one listed below,but the flip side! Nice... now its time to put Picky Prissy Princess on blast and show the world why I'm single! Yay! <--- insert extreme sarcasm here..


MY POTENTIAL MATE...
1. The taller the better! A girl of my height and style needs to be able to wear whatever shoes she wants!
2. Must "Have His Shit Together" - meaning I make my own money, have my own crib, car and the like. I depend on no on for my everyday living; you must match my FLY!
3. Confidence; Maybe even borderline Cocky, I can't love you and you cant love me, if you don't love yourself.
4. Optimistic yet Realistic P.O.V. - Full-time daydreamers need not apply, but I happy Goal setter sure is sexy!
5. I need a comedian (not a class clown) laughter is my medicine, ok laughter and Crown Royal!
6. A Music Lover
7. An explorer, likes to travel and try new things.
8. Must be a 1 woman man, I DO NOT share!
9. Must be able to take charge... I'm a lady dammit!
10. Family Oriented
11. Must have friends
12. Must be Intelligent so that we have something to talk about
13. Somewhat similar interest
13.5. A sports fan, I have 100's of questions!
14. Very, very low hair cut.
15. A Good Active Listener
16. Non Argumentative
17. Spiritual, yet not overly religious and sanctified!
18. I think I may need a mild to moderate drinker to be able to handle my moderate to heavy drinking, or may I should seek counseling..hmm?
19. A Gift Giver; Not to be a Gold Digger but I LOVE presents, and I love to give them so I'm gonna need some reciprocation on that!
20. An Above Average man, living a mediocre lifestyle is something that I do not and will not provide for myself so I cannot have someone that is ok with being less than ok.
There it is... Hope I didn't come off Horribly Shallow! Yikes!

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