DAMN YOU OATMEAL CREAM PIE!!!!!

It is 11 damn 15... I do not need to be eating this thing... but I'll be damned if its not the best damn thing on the planet right now.... Altho I have virtually nothing that I think is blog worthy at this particular moment, there are a few things on my robot-like mind...

1: When people die in my home town... I am supposed to know them...and be sad? I dont even remember where the Wal-mart is there, that being said I have no idea what or whom you are talking about. I DONT LIVE THERE ANYMORE!

2: Speaking of dead people, I hear that my biological grand-father died yesterday. I didnt know him either... my "Real" grandfather is already deceased and so is my father... so what am I supposed to do with that???

3: Really Fortune 500 company?? Your going to MAKE me go outside and watch the St. Patricks Day Parade.....?? Ok Cool!! But if a wee little leprechaun gives me some Green beer... I cant be held responsible for my actions...

4: I feel like my 3yr old broke curfew last night... SHE IS NEVER GOING ANYWHERE WITH HER FATHER AGAIN!! lol!

5: Why did Kady eat my shoe... I really did like those shoes, but I wore them... I have no clue how that terrier heffa even got to it... she got in trouble and she had this udder look of pure shame on her face... Why Kady? Why???

6: Damn this Oatmeal Creme Pie is good.... and now its gone... Love never lasts does it???

7: Is that cramps I feel?

8: I think my ex is seriously gone for good this time!! I just may be able to tolerate talking to him one da--- naw... Im cool. ByeBye!!

9: Hey Usher! I never like Tameka anyway!

10: Last but not least.... I think I have finally slid over the threshold and went from lonely to LIBERATED!! Thanks Kady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!