Fancy...

I dont think anyone lies to me more than... myself. I am so funny!! It seems as if I have so many vices that I really enjoy having. They truly keep me warm at night...

Not dating anymore... right.

Maybe I should call it... "Not taking dating very seriously at all" anymore. That may be a little more accurate.

I am not that type of chick.. I dont need much.. dont ask for much.. but I want A LOT!! A lot makes me happy!! I LOVE to buy shiny new things for me, I LOVE presents... I adore chivalry, and sweet talk --- in moderation, that crap gets to be too much after a while and becomes a turn off... Come to think of it... all of my vices require moderation... soooo, a man needs a emotional measuring cup to deal with me?... nice! I'll be fighting them off with a stick...

Dating as a spectator vs an active player is... well.. interesting. Like Im kinda rude, Im kinda like my own referee... shits awesome. For the longest time I have had a low tolerance for bullshit... yet I still accepted it. Now Im like a freaking American Idol judge... One slip and you will not make it to Hollywood, period.

Poor guys... they really perceive me incorrectly right now. This whole "thing" comes off a little cocky, maybe even golddigger-ish??? I don't know, nor am I really concerned since if this is the part they get hung up on... they already got eliminated... All this really is, is a Woman that knows what she wants and wants you to SHOW her that you have it. This has exactly shit to do with money, trickin', or digging for anything outside of the truth. That's all I want so that I am able to make my own decisions....

I think every woman should know they're own worth. If you don't know your value... how can a man?? I'm not usually one for all the hip slangage going on these days, but I couldn't help but to embrace "swag". Prolly cuz I have ALL of it!! j/k. But what does your swag say about you?? what type of price tag is hanging from your swag?? In order to GET what you want, you need to BE what you want. You want a rich man.. you need to get your shit together. Just like the Bible says a man and woman in a union need to be equally yolked... you gotta match your swag up. So if a man doesn't match my swag... exactly what am I supposed to do with him??

All I'm saying is this.. I exude confidence 24/7. I need a man that can match or exceed that confidence in whatever he does. If I think I'm the shit right now, he thinks he's the shit right now. We gotta be great together ( or at least think so, EFF what everyone else thinks...)

I may not be actively hiring currently... but I can say that I am reviewing applications... and throwing them out... they see the job description clear as day... why fill out the App if your not willing to put in the work? Maybe just maybe... if I see something I like... I just might conduct an interview...? :)

*kisses*

THE ALCHEMIST - SMILE