Why you ask...? Because everybody and THEY MAMA (literally) are members... well not my mama... My brother, which is an instant and direct link. See... my family doesn't really know me, they have no idea who I really am or how I really act... and I intend to keep it that way!!
:: HERE GOES ::
1. "Bitch Please!!!" (my most favorite thing in the world to say but I have no one I would say that to)
2. " Boy this Ass of mine attracts a Helluva lot of Attention..?"
3." So I blocked you, twice, then set my page as private, then you still find a way to read my status... yea Fckr... that makes you a STALKER!"
4. "Last night was GREAT! Was it for you?? Dont answer that!!"
5. " hey Fellas... have you noticed that when I post on your Wall your p*ssy rate goes up a WHOPPING 48%!?"
6. Youre and idiot and so is your mother..
7. Fckin fck frrking frakkin fukkity fuck! (sorry)
8. I am such a bitch to you, and you take it. i think you like it, punk ass.
9. MY ASS IS HUGE! WTF!?
10. Oh dear god, why are all my adult cousins, my brother, his wife, and my best friends mom on facebook! I DONT LIKE TO BE CENSORED!!
11. Fck this recession! I can complain about my job if I want to!!
12. Sometimes I just need to get some... :(
13. This celibacy shit is KILLING ME!!!!!
14. BOY MY FRIENDS ARE DUMB!!! (they dont read this, and those that do, im not talking about yall!)
15. Shut the Fck up and pay your damn child support boy!! fck it, i'll just send your loser, dead beat, kept, out-of-work, lying ass a bill! Puss!
16. yes dear... your absolutely right, i do only date you for the perks... but not because ima golddigger, but because you're an ASSHOLE... (so that isn't true, I just dream of the day I get to say that to some dumb man!)
HahahahahAahahahHahahaha!
Dont I have a horrible mouth?? and the things that i say in my head, my god!! why do i even have friends??? I need to clean up my act...
but i'll be damned if that didnt feel GREAT!
dUeCeS!!!
** turning men like you into haters since '95 **
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