Red is the color of Lush...
It all started on Facebook, and My Ryry says that Every Hour is Happy Hour!
And now we Explore the Top 10 Reasons to Start Drinking Early!!
1. (and my personal fav) Your in South Beach... and you don't live there, there is no reason to be sober at anytime while vacationing in Miami!
2. To get the somber, less sensitive reasons out of the way... somebody died, so your have 3 days grievance to grieve and get plastered. Lets hope the funeral is on a Friday!!!!!!!!!
3. For all the Old School drunks out there... There are some liquor stores that open at 7am!!
4. If your going out late nite, start drinking before noon and drink yourself into a nap so that youre super refreshed before the real drinking begins, yea!
5. Cocktails just sound like they should be had by noon...or maybe thats just me?
6. If you finish off last nights left overs... you'll just have to go buy more!!!!
7. If youre drunk before everyone else, then you couldnt possibly have to be that damned designated driver! Yuck, Icky!!
8. If your lucky, you'll have no need to buy a $6 beer at the bar... :)
9. How many times do you have to go to the dive that your BFF loves, but you freakin hate??? Start drinking early and well, you either wont make it at all ... or you'll accidentally enjoy yourself while doing the achy-breaky heart/cupid shuffle for the 8th time!
10. If its never to late to start drinking.... i'll be damned if its ever too early!!!
*BOTTLE POPPIN! YES I HAVE A PROBLEM, THE 1ST STEP IS ADMITTING IT, THE 2ND STEP IS REALIZING THERE ARE NO MORE STEPS UNLESS OF COURSE YOUR HEADED TO THE BAR!*
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