Accept vs Ingore vs Silence...?

Recently I have come to realize that I have serious issue with the choices I am given by my cellular device when I have an incoming call.

I can either A) Answer/Accept, B) Ignore, C) Silence or lastly D) Send Text...

Yea.. thats a lot of options, but Im sorry, they're not good enough and depending on which one I may pick it could seriously weigh on my conscious.

Take for instance when my "Him" calls... Im kinda in the process of giving myself a lil space from him...yea ok Im in "Him" Rehab! Whatever sooo... He gets limited attention from me at the time being.. I am not on his time, thats my point. Im not playing games... just lessening the opportunities for my feelings to get hurt... anyhooooo...

I can't lie to myself so, when he calls i can either answer (hell no) Ignore (I wish I could ignore him) Silence ( he's not the type) or Send Text... I cant pick either of these.. which in turn would end in me answering the damn phone, and since that is not an option... I have to leave my phone on silent, turn it upside down, and throw it in a corner some damn where. TO THE EXTREME, I know... but... I didnt have a "Dont do it Ma, You'll feel horrible after you speak to him, just walk away and find something else to do" button. Like seriously... when I talk to this man I get physically sick to my stomach just because I cant be with him for whatever reasons... Im cool on the nausea.. I will talk to him when I dont care anymore...or maybe after Im strong enough to hit that young ignore button...

the ignore button... why in great hell does it have to tell EVERYBODY that you hit the ignore button by abruptly cutting off the ringer and sending they ass straight to voicemail? How freaking rude is that? Thats Why I cant push it!! If somebody calls and Im busy... I just have to let the bastard ring, 1) because I freakin hate getting voicemails with a damn passion and 2) cuz I'll never hear the end of it "Girl no you didnt send me to voicemail, blah blah blah" SEE!! Maybe, just maybe if we had the option to send folks somewhere ELSE, this world would be a better place. Now some folks you really dont want a voicemail from so why not send they asses to Hell... or even easier... a DISCONNECT MESSAGE! "dooo dooo dooo we're sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected PERMANENTLY!" oH yea! I could definitely make GREAT use of that.... but ...

What about my mama... I dont want her to leave me another pointless voice mail... I need to just send her to cyber space to get something personalized like "Hi Mommy! No Im not dead... please dont call all my friends, my ex, my neighbor, my job or the police simply because I didnt answer... Im either taking a lil nappy, watching my show, getting some, taking a nap because I just got some... or something like that. I love you mommy and I'll call you later...Oh and maybe you should get some too... it does wonders for you skin and your disposition! Bye!"

Shut up.

Oh there are so many people I could send so many places had I the option on my phone... accept, ignore, silence, and send text, just arent cutting it.... hey technology... Im not impressed. You can have this $400 piece of crap back... for that much money you would think the right people would call at least... damn.

ps. @ that pic up... I def dont need that phone... I hit the buttons on a regular.. I'd prolly kill my dog and my tv... and that would be a sad, sad day