Although that little outburst was true... its also SO very relevant today!! I am the biggest damn fan of EVERYTHING IN MODERATION. Yea you (I) can have too much of a good thing, damn sure a bad thing.. hell any and everything... AND I DONT LIKE IT!! I got that cottonpicking KFC text message at least 7 times from 6 different people, then got about 8 emails AND was forced to read it in FaceBook status' heard round the world.... Im tired yall!! I dont even like Grilled Chicken (manufactured that is) nor do I care for KFC at all!! Yes... I'm sure it was selfish of me not to pass the word... but seriously.. if a 2 piece meal at KFC holds the wieght of our friendship then dammit Dueces!!! Yessss Thank you for looking out for me in this time of economic crisis anda blah blah blah... I dont want it!!
Can I also point out that I will NOT print off an infinite number of these petty ass coupons for you nor friends and family across the free world... not over no chicken yall!! And KFC at that??? This whole rave is way too ethnic for me...
****DISCLAIMER***** for those that dont know, yes.. I am black, so I can say that. plus the N word, colored, nigro... so on and so forth... yes im petty as hell, IM THE SHIT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE******
Everything in Moderation... right... that does include the young(old) man that decided to call me at 3:37 this morning... then text me 4:15am... and again at 6am.. called again at 8am, texted one more time at 8:30 and one last call at 9am....
*ahem* .................... MUTHFCKA! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR RABBIT MIND!? Let me give you some background on this ass flap. Dont worry, its short. First I met him at a club here... bad enough I have a hard time taking men I meet at the club seriously... but he called me a good 3 weeks AFTER that and expected me to know who he was... will somebody please tell this man that do to my choice of recreational activity from 1999-2003... you got to stay in my mind to be in my mind... and he called me at 9am on a sunday morning... being that I wasnt getting ready for church (made myself giggle there) I didnt answer... a lessor sub-conscioius form of myself did and apparently made him feel good about.... something...?iono???
Now... once I awoke and my subconscious had a talk wit my conscious I realized that this wacko was 2 states away, and was talking visitation...nigga... I dont know you...
Next conversation ( a good week later cuz I dont answer my phone often for strangers) he said he only called to tell me that he wanted to hold me......
ok...what!?
What are you talking about dude...his ass is creepy. I straight avoid this dude, sometimes I pick up... sometimes I dont, I never call him back, I might respond to a text... Im not going to St. Louis and you aint coming here... like really, what the fck is the point??? ANY other man would have said Eff me by now (Im used to that... I play too much... esp when Im not interested) Not St. Looney... nope he wants to pull that pure D, grade A fuckery that he pulled this morning... not cute fellas.... never ever cute. He does not know me... AT ALL!!
all I could think was that this turkey had HIV, is pissed about it and is determined to spread it to model b*tches like myself (ahahahahaha!) NO THANKS!!! Extreme I know... but you never can be too sure!
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