Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Pet Peevs

The term originated from the word 'peeve'. Its first usage was in 1919.[1] [2] The term is a back-formation from the 14th-century word 'peevish,' meaning ornery or ill-tempered
thanks Wikipedia..
I have read quite a few articles lately talking about Deal Breakers. Things that we just cannot handle or have going on inside a relationship... I might touch on these... I know I have some... but Im certain that I have about a million and one peeves... they may not make me break up with you so to speak... but you might get something thrown at you...
1. I hate when people tell me to do something I am already in the process of doing... esp my mama.. she's got this BAD!
2. While Textin, emailing, IMing... I hate to read my own name.. THAT PISSES ME OFF! I know my name... I dont need a refresher course... that being said... do not randomly say nor Yell my name.. I dont like that either (this may be because I dont like my name... lets just say, im not a terrorist)
3. When riding in MY car... please dont remix/freestyle over my jam... this is mainly for people that SUCK at all things musical. I have an artist friend who can freestyle over anything he wants anytime ;) not you!
4. I cant stand when my daughter and her dog walk in front of me and try and predict where Im going... We are all 3 clumsy asses and will end up in a 3 person pile-up over something important and breakable.
5. "*ring ring ring* "hello?" "hello?" "HELLO!?" "hello?" *click* ...... yea.
6. Don't tell me what I need to do... esp with an attitude.
7. DO NOT blow my phone up... diarrhea text me... nor send them damn pages/texts from my voicemail... I see the missed call... I will call you back, or not... whatever!
8. I dont care whose food it is... dont say "Ugh!" that is so damn rude!! I dont know why I hate that... and its my kids new fav word! So frustrating.. I wont let her be that chick...
9. I hate when people try to have a full on debate with me... all you will do is utterly annoy the both of us. Being that I dont care to have an opinion on most things, nor do I care about yours... that shit it pointless.
10. Disclaimers before the point / lead up / Intro... just say what you got to say... Im not interested in all the defense and politics involved...
11. When a man tells me that I have an attitude when I clearly DO NOT have one... maybe I just dont like you... how about that???
12. "Hey hey hey heeeeyyy... Dont Say You willllllll!" (Kanye West if you dont know) Do not tell me you are going to do something that you know good and damn well you are not about to freaking do!! Yes I might do this crap sometimes but I had good intentions... but you knew from jumpstreet that you were a damn lie!! dont play me!!! (yeaaa.. that happens quite often... but I dont know why... I dont ask for much!)
Welp... guess I'll drop the mic for a while... its about time for Golden Girls, the Colt's Blanket, and Frozen Pizza... see Im just a simple girl that like simple things...
** maybe I will list some deal breakers tonight... sounds like fun on a kidless eve**

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